Luis

Luis

@luis_semidey

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I like to read books and stuff, but I’m also a closet hood rat.

San Antonio, TX
Joined on June 29, 2009
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Luis
7 months ago
What the Cracker Barrel is going on here?

What the Cracker Barrel is going on here?

Luis
17 hours ago

Low key, I’m both impressed and annoyed when people are like “omg, that’s such a 5 thing to do” Like, how did you memorize the different descriptions of each number? Is there a study guide? Are there flash cards? I need answers. #enneagram

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How have they gotten away with selling this crumbly mess for so long?

How have they gotten away with selling this crumbly mess for so long?

PSA: Somebody can *have* special needs, but nobody *is* special needs. Your words matter. Their needs do not define their humanity.

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Quoted @designdain

Meow 🐈

Meow 🐈

Honestly terrifying.

Quoted @CNN

You said "'What punishments of God are not gifts?' Do you really believe that?" @andersoncooper asks comedian Stephen Colbert, choking back tears as they discuss grief. "Yes," Colbert replies. "It's a gift to exist, and with existence comes suffering. There's no escaping that."

You said "'What punishments of God are not gifts?' Do you really believe that?" @andersoncooper asks comedian Stephen Colbert, choking back tears as they discuss grief.

"Yes," Colbert replies. "It's a gift to exist, and with existence comes suffering. There's no escaping that."

Incredible perspective on loss and suffering. Wow.

Best Video Ever!

Best Video Ever!

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I had a friend once call farmers markets “dog and baby shows” and I haven’t called them anything else since.

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House Hunters International. Always. https://twitter.com/lloydlegalist/status/1161826673525964800 …

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Quoted @gavinsblog

I watched this video last night and it's still freaking me out. A deep fake where Bill Hader *turns into* Tom Cruise and Seth Rogan *while impersonating them*. (via @MohamedGhilan / Ctrl Shift Face on YouTube)

I watched this video last night and it's still freaking me out. A deep fake where Bill Hader *turns into* Tom Cruise and Seth Rogan *while impersonating them*. (via @MohamedGhilan / Ctrl Shift Face on YouTube)

Honestly one of the wildest things. Watch this and try not to freak out *too much*

Lady Gaga as a salmon going through the fish tube

Lady Gaga as a salmon going through the fish tube

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Someones gotta pay the rent

Someones gotta pay the rent

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Quoted @BidawiFawzi

Modern day feminism is an attack on men.

“Equality feels like oppression when you’re accustomed to privilege.”

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Quoted @vincentpeone

Last week @Delta gave me my own private jet...kind of.

Last week @Delta gave me my own private jet...kind of.

What a dream.

Me walking outside in San Antonio today.

Me walking outside in San Antonio today.

5-year-old me trying to avoid doing the simplest of tasks.

5-year-old me trying to avoid doing the simplest of tasks.

I’m too young for my body to be cracking like a glow stick when I wake up in the morning.

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“Grandma Chloe” is gonna be happening one day, and I won’t be ready.

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42-year-old guy was drunkenly complaining to me that he used to be a young, ripped Marine with a lifted truck, cowboy boots, and everything. Now he said he’s fat, has 3 kids, drives a Camry, and wears pink shorts and Sperry’s.

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Concept: an ice cream truck, but with margaritas and tacos instead.

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Dear frozen yogurt, You are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream or be nothing. Zero stars.

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