#ThingsTodaysKidsCantDo

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3YO: IM DONE POOPING Me: okay! Stay right there! I’ll bring toilet paper 3YO: *walks into the room* I already wiped Me: ...there was no paper in there... 3YO: *turns to walk away and a piece of shit falls out of his shorts* #poop #ThingsTodaysKidsCantDo #toddlers #toddlerlife

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#ThingsTodaysKidsCantDo sit down and turn on the tv on Saturdays without touching it again.

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#ThingsTodaysKidsCantDo Get their gran to order them an air riffle from Kays catalog.

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#ThingsTodaysKidsCantDo make a collect call from a pay phone.

#ThingsTodaysKidsCantDo make a collect call from a pay phone.

#ThingsTodaysKidsCantDo Experience childhood like they should. Because parents dress them up like little adults.

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#ThingsTodaysKidsCantDo Playing with their toys. Tablet does not count.

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One thing that would help to resolve matters would be evidence of interbreeding, but that is not at all easy to prove, or disprove, from fossils. #1JutaRameinTwitter #OnePiece #ThingsTodaysKidsCantDo #thatskygame #WouldYouRather

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📢Giveaway:17 inches Realistic Animal Dog 🔗https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B07NY1DMNH  Just follow us and @ your friends to join our giveaway! The UK only! 1⃣ winner! End date: 2019/9/22 #UKHashtags #ThingsTodaysKidsCantDo #hotukdeal #giveaway #British #dealoftheday

#ThingsTodaysKidsCantDo Sing the original Pokerap by heart.

#ThingsTodaysKidsCantDo Sing the original Pokerap by heart.

#ThingsTodaysKidsCantDo discribe what unreal tournament, quake 3 arena and doom ultimate is

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Laundry. Freakin laundry. Can't sleep now cause that would be Pointless 🤷😳☕ #ThingsTodaysKidsCantDo #

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#ThingsTodaysKidsCantDo : Have a conversation in person.

#ThingsTodaysKidsCantDo : Have a conversation in person.

#ThingsTodaysKidsCantDo Tweet about our shit education system without being compared, being called lazy, vain, spoiled, and just plain stupid.

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